10 of the TED Conference’s more heartwarming offerings
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owen cannonball
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if you have three small dogs:
brian wilson
dennis wilson
carl wilson
If you read Wikipedia, you might know that “Restless legs syndrome (RLS), also known as Wittmaack-Ekbom’s syndrome, and colloquially as “the jimmylegs” is a condition that is characterized by an irresistible urge to move one’s body to stop uncomfortable or odd sensations.”
I just wanted to take a minute to express my gratitude to the universe for the recent flood of medications for the condition. It sure beats having two little people hold my legs down with telephone cord at night.
this song was stuck in my head when i woke up. subsequently discovered a mediocre fan music video featuring a guy doing drugs in the caribbean.
some things i didn’t want to forget:
01. will technicolor dreamcoats ever be in fashion? http://bit.ly/x0I3j
02. it might be a good idea to start a photo blog showing fat people taking pictures of food…
03. hitler’s day at the pool (would he wear the armband?)
04. greek mythology sitcom
05. rich middle-aged women could list “terrorizing the service industry” as their occupation
06. if you raise sheep for wool, you’re basically a hair farmer
07. avoid saying “butt load” in an interview (“i’ve got a butt load of experience”)
08. also don’t describe yourself as a “fun lovin’ mutherfucker”
09. “if you ever find yourself, let me know whereboutst”
10. samulus is a good name
11. there should be at least one chicken research lab located in an underwater facility
12. bunbrella: a concave hamburger bun designed to allow more dressings on your burger
maybe it’s a good idea to erase this stuff.
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