relief
If you read Wikipedia, you might know that “Restless legs syndrome (RLS), also known as Wittmaack-Ekbom’s syndrome, and colloquially as “the jimmylegs” is a condition that is characterized by an irresistible urge to move one’s body to stop uncomfortable or odd sensations.”
I just wanted to take a minute to express my gratitude to the universe for the recent flood of medications for the condition. It sure beats having two little people hold my legs down with telephone cord at night.